the nutty finger

there are somethings that you do when your pissed off while drive your vehihickler and that is the finger thus begins our story. ok so im driving past the shopko the place where i acquire my medication. when this burly man like the brawny dude on the paper towels cut me off the dude drove by me so naturally i presented him with my bird so i arrived at my destination ross the clothing store for the gods. and noticed that mr brawny had followed me so i got out car still running door open and was greeted by im going to kick your ass the dude was huge i was totally screwed so i attempted to knock him down no chance in hell i started to run agian no chance in hell the dude is on top of me just rocking me like that kiss song without sex undertone. so instinctively i grabbed hold of the object which was his testis and believe me i squoze and kneaded them like bread. all he said was why are doing that. at that moment i let go and got in my car and drove off man it was cool i felt like Batman well maybe more like robin the boy wonder seriously who am i kidding Batman wow well that was my nutty finger story.