i love you kevin

one word webbed toes well that's two words but saying one word makes me feel tough like Steve McQueen. why do we remove them well i think we have some fish like Hitler that wants a thumb over all the freaks with webbed toes and well maybe not oh oh i got it football coaches i think the got sick of the swim team stealing there thunder. i can here it now swimmer freaks taking our strong webbed athletes and our hot young girl cheer leaders. so is the operating table is it under water just a thought i will leave in saying that Kevin cosners best movie is and will all ways be water world i love you kevin xo xo just imagane a teanage girl screaming right now

graywale crap

so you know when you have to crap everyone dose. but what you do with that knowledge is key to your success on the throne. thus begins our story. so I'm crusen down the road to gray wale and guess what i had to go dook but i had gray wale bliss on my mind so i caged the brown beast and went through the doors of my favorite store. oh guess what the manager there has spent 12,000 dollars sense he started working there man that's bad ass. so I'm in the store still holding it and it started to come yes im praie doging it so i yell out bob wheres the bathroom he said dude dude hurry up you gotta use the the gas station so naturally i new could not make it so stuck my hand in my britches in a cup fashion and only made it to the ally and it dropped i caught and i throw it against the wall and made my way to gas station finished the deed washed my hands that's right colton i washed that time. but shaking my hand is still like rolling a dice you might crap out so the moral of my story is fear the hands of others especially mine. oooo ah ah ah!!!!

the nutty finger

there are somethings that you do when your pissed off while drive your vehihickler and that is the finger thus begins our story. ok so im driving past the shopko the place where i acquire my medication. when this burly man like the brawny dude on the paper towels cut me off the dude drove by me so naturally i presented him with my bird so i arrived at my destination ross the clothing store for the gods. and noticed that mr brawny had followed me so i got out car still running door open and was greeted by im going to kick your ass the dude was huge i was totally screwed so i attempted to knock him down no chance in hell i started to run agian no chance in hell the dude is on top of me just rocking me like that kiss song without sex undertone. so instinctively i grabbed hold of the object which was his testis and believe me i squoze and kneaded them like bread. all he said was why are doing that. at that moment i let go and got in my car and drove off man it was cool i felt like Batman well maybe more like robin the boy wonder seriously who am i kidding Batman wow well that was my nutty finger story.

im bored

the sub way in all its greatnes words cannot discribe that day

the snackies

ok its time to chew on some more of my mind and belve me you will be full. ok theres somthing that pisses me off and that is the fact that when i say i have the snakies some imeditly replies what have you bin smoking. verfication freinds and enimys donald this means you (haow can some one not like me)if you are stoned you have the munchies if you are hungry and want a light nosh that is the snackies




as i lay dying (for good measure)

good day all and welcome

whats up felas lady felas i will start in saying that some people are destend to be doctors some teachers some heros and nothing lame like aqwa man talking to fish thats so gay. but somthing more along the lines of captin planet now thats a hero. haveing five kids do all the work with there supper cool rings of power and then when the bad guy starts to win they call upon you to take all the glory. hes selfish and all about the safty of his own hide. now me i was destend to give people the willys.
now in the way things are going in the land of my mind wich is filled with vissons of uniocorns happy bunnys ( nothing like thumper that weird freind of bambi) but a mix between scooby doo and roger rabit why scooby you ask well hes in my opinoun the atitude we should all have and thats is a happy food driven life. of course you got to throw in a few smiley faces with over sised shooes.

now some people ask me why cant you be normal some times and i reply if some told me i was normal well thats somthing id have to change because theres no such thing as normal and that wood mean i wood soon disaper like marty mcfry in the end of back to the futcher. so that is my coment for the day of feburary 13 2009